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Guess who. #chingching

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Paoay Church
#itsmorefuninthephilippines #ilocos #philippines

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"I like the sea: we understand one another. It is always yearning, sighing for something it cannot have; and so am I."

- Greta Garbo, (picture Show Magazine Interview, 1927)

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I feel so fucking broken

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You know it. #burger #burrito #paanopapayat

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Miss ka na ng mga pigs este chicks mo, @bernzsupertramp :))))))

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Hi gaizze. It’s (not) so nice to see you again. #cases

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Thanks for the date, motherrrr!!

By @jemturla “Dinner with Sarah G. Thank you @sgemanil. <3 Super dami ng quotable quotes, the love counselor. :)” via @PhotoRepost_app

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NAKAKAGAGONG BREAK-UP LINES

israelmekaniko:

  • "Mahal kita. Pero mahal ko din siya."

"Alam mo ba number ni Kuya Kim? Itatanong ko lang sana kung anong klaseng hayop yung may dalawang puso."

  • "I just realized that i don’t want to be attached."

"Isa kang malanding stapler!"

  • You’re too good for me.”

"Alam ko. Dahil…

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"Hindi porket sobrang attached ka, mahal mo na. Nalulunod ka lang siguro sa nag-uumapaw niyang presensya kaya akala mo mahal mo na."

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10 Random Unwritten Rules

israelmekaniko:

Ito ang ilan sa mga unwritten rules na ngayon ay ginawang written na for the sake of those manhid people sa tabi-tabi diyan.

  1. Bawal syotain ang ex-syota ng bestfriend mo. Walang scarcity ng lalaki. Unless, malandi ka talagang higad ka.
  2. Bago humingi ng favor sa kaibigan, kumustahin mo muna siya…
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WALANG 'HAPPILY EVER AFTER'

israelmekaniko:

Sabi sa kanta ng Maroon 5 na Payphone, “All those fairy tales are full of shit.” Dahil ang totoo, wala naman talagang happy ending. At ang happy ending ay purely hallucinations lamang ng mga diwatang may nakaka-asthmang fairy dusts na lango sa marijuana, katol at gin.

Eto talaga yung ending ng…

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Free lunch

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Yung totoo, kasing traffic ng EDSA sa LRT? Hahahaha #pongpagong #lrt #philippines

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homoish:

Wehn I spelll somerhing wromg in a texl I donl even care anymere. Just hopw the pemson can figure it out.

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